Ode to Donatella

"You've got the look / I want to know bettah"

I knew my life had changed, changed for the BETTAH, the day I followed, or was LED by, a link from the Sweeties' guestbook to your divine presence as manifested in a webpage, called

HEAD

Can I hear an AMEN!

Hypnotized, I read through the "Dark Side" as far as it went, and said to myself or maybe I said it out loud or maybe I emailed someone about it, anyway, at some point I said to myself in my best Truman Capote voice (you know, he was once a Southerner), 'mah mah, this bitch can wraght, cain't she?'

Frankly, I have never been the same. We owe you our bottomless or something gratitude for giving a home to all that Monkees' smut and all those Monkees' perverts on the Black Box, which, if archeologists in ten thousand years unearth these most profound and smutty musings, will wonder why our civilization didn't just come screaming to a halt, well, right about now, because you, O Goddess, are the apex of kulcha, stylin', and charm and it can only be an anti-climax from here.

Let this be the mantra for future generations who will be lucky Lucky LUCKY! enough to know the grandeur, the majesty, the pageantry, the whatevery, of our own Goddess Donatella and let this be their battle cry:

'mah mah, this bitch can wraght, cain't she?'

I grovel and

I am YOURS,

Amy Throckgrovelsimper-Smythe

Hmmm...what can I say about Dona? For me personally, she introduced me to some of the "best" slash I have ever come to read. She even encouraged me to try my hand at it, and put this perverted brain of mine, to work.

No matter what, she has always allowed all BB junkies, to be free to make their rude and crude comments about Davy, the fucking bitter midget troll, and Peter, the whiney huge ass-hole. She put those "oh so nasty" thoughts in our mind about, Mike and Micky, and how their kinky sex acts can be such a turn on. Imagine them together, Mike so carefully pushing his way into Micky's, beautiful tight ass. Mmmmm..... how lovely is that thought...? *shakes head* oops, sorry, kind of got into that sex stuff.

I was once a perverted Monkee fan, without a home. There was no where to vent my sexual frustration, about Micky. So many times I would comment at other sites, about wanting to fuck Micky's brains out, and grab his fucking awesome tight ass. Everyone would laugh at me and tell me how disgusting I was...not Dona. She only encouraged me, to become even more hornier and to fuck even harder. Use that damn vibrator if you have to, she would say, with great enthusiasm!

Even though "I" changed to some degree, and have made a few mistakes, over the last few months. The box hasn't. It will "always" be a place that will encourage, the writing of damn good smut, having fun, being open minded, and just plain fucking your respective Monkee. And we all owe a lot of thanks, to the one and only Goddess of the Box, Dona!!

Thinking of you Dona, and hoping that Santa leaves you a lifetime supply of batteries, for your vibrator, and whatever else your kinky heart desires.

Happy Holidays!

Fuzzy

Wow. I've never known anyone with their own shrine before. All hail to the bringer of smut and provider of the wisdom that no, it's not us who are strange, it's the rest of the world. ;)

Arrowhead

A shrine to the leader of smut. I like it.
Cheers to the lady that let it be okay not to write general good feeling stories. To let hurt and pain, and sexual frustation be written about the four lads that are known as the First Boy Band. To love Micky's curls, Mike's lean body. (I know no Peter stories and a BIG no to Davy but alas, they are members of a group known as the Monkees.)

Thank you for pulling together a place where we can discuss as mature adults the loves and attributes of the men.

Paula C.

To the woman who introduced me to slash; who proved beyond a doubt that it wasn't just my sick imagination - there REALLY WAS something going on between Mike and Micky. Dona, you've made the Monkees so much more interesting than they ever were before. And for all this, you have my undying gratitude. Now, get off your throne and finish Blue Notes like you promised! ;)

MC

Oh Dona, the Mighty Goddess of the Smut! Love YOU!! I give you a cookie!

Love, your little sis

HMC

To the high priestess Dona. The wonderful woman who turned my head to look at the world in a new light. She kept me sane and inspired me to write and make my fantasies come alive on paper.

Thank you, my Queen.

Erin

I'm not the religious type, i kinda only use it when i feel like it (like Mike) but hell, i'd praise Dona. As they say, Mean, Moody and Magnificent...that's our Dona. She's a slash queen, what more is there to say? And to have the power to change minds and attitudes from across oceans...well, that's something isn't it?!!! Praise and love to you Dona!!!

May you reign forever more.

Luv ya shotgun

WTM

My eyes would have never been opened if it wasn't for Dona. I may not write smut but I love to read it. What better smut to read about than Micky and Mike in some kind of love/sex relationship. Hail to the Goddess Dona!

We love ya!

~mickysgirl

WE LOVE YOU DONATELLA PEACE XXX

AARON JUDGE

Goddess, I fuckin' dig you with a back hoe.
You are so fuckin' funny. I love the new set up. Took me a few minutes to get in but definitely worth my while. I freaked for a sec thinkin' I couldn't get in anymore. Big sigh of relief that I've found my way back.

Wanting Micky (Fellow Bitch Goddess)

Donatella.... ahhhh... a name to bring joy, inspiration and hope to this tired heart...Indeed so far removed, so far above, so detached from the normals here on earth she can only be a Goddess - AHEM - THE GODDESS!!!!... Donatella - thank you for spreading the Monkees around in your own unique way, and cultivating such a splendid home for others to do the same. My prayer is that you keep this ray of hope burning forever, that everyone keeps the love going, for those times way back when, for the Monkees, for creative self-expression, and for others to be more than 'okay' with sharing such fantastic fantasies... unbelievable.

with love and praise (damn I hate the politics of gender)

Thomas

My Most revered Goddess, PrimaDonna - Thank you for letting me play with you and the other Junkies. So this is what it sounds like, when Doves cry...

Jax

Oh Great Donatella.... Please keep the Monkee Loving for all to see. Your creation should be placed on a throne high for everyone to see.

Blue Meanie 6902

Hiya Donatella!
I see you haven't finished the Darker Side Series, so if you are having trouble with story ideas, I can help you because I have plenty of ideas! Thanks! (Kisses Donatella's feet)

Christine Egan

thank you donatella...for giving me a place where my sick and twisted sexually over active brain may find the comfort and relief that it so desperately needed you are truly the goddess of insperation i have a mind to write some myself and let others into my sick mind that involves mike and PETER naked mmmm so thank you again i was once sexuallty deprived now i have a place called home

peace and love

claire

Donnatella, mistress of all that is ...well...is.... you have so mercifully posted my stories, and I bow down at your feet....

Mama Nez

I agree with The Monkees. Dona is truly the only woman who can keep us junkies in line. I also would slap some duct tape over my mouth just to put a smile on hers. Yes Dona is WAY sexier than Buddha, and I dream about her cracking that whip of hers over all of our tender asses. Buddha doesn't hold a candle to Dona. Please spit on me too Dona, it will make me feel truly deserving of your love. Oh yeah I'm a freak. But a simple freak who loves and worships Dona with every fiber of my being.

The Stranger